About Us

~Banana Flavored Eskimo~

Our resident lover of 'smexy' wolves is a Nomad, but not in the crazy hobo sense. She simply prefers traveling from place to place and going wherever the moment happens to take her. Sometimes her brain actually has a problem with toggling between languages so she tends to get confused easily.She adores photography and is a bit of a cam whore, but not a cheap one. Our wandering friend is the expensive one you'd see on the arm of a Senator or CEO. In her free time she writes to appease the plot bunnies hopping around in her head and tries to accompany said writings with art when possible.

She currently has many stories that are works in progress, but her Draco/Hermione 'Hidden Heritage' and her Hermione/Percy J. 'The Half-Blood Witch' are the most popular.

You can find her and her stories at:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/365582/Banana_Flavored_Eskimo

~Deep and Devastating~

Our open minded minx appeared in the backwoods of East Texas some 20-odd years ago. She firmly believes that any pairing is worth reading at least once as long as it doesn't highlight strange fetishes which include diaper play, beastiality, and/or tree humping. She tends to complain longer when these sorts of things randomly pop up in the middle of a perfectly normal story than she does when her fiance attempts to spring the unwanted surprise butt-sex on her...Yeah, too much information, right? On another note, our Texas Gal also has a serious addiction to all things coffee and music related. Both are must haves when she is writing on her stories. She may or may not require a 12 step program.

She currently has two work in progress crossovers posted: A Jasper/Hermione story posted under the title 'Under the Guise of Innocence' and a Peter/Hermione posted under the title 'A Matter of Perspective.'

You can find her and her stories at:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1903101/

~keelhaulrose~

This sly Goddess with a love of dark men and snarky personalities was born onto the fields of corruption (commonly known as Illinois) nearly 27 years ago. She will read almost anything in a fanfic, but if she's not hooked by the end of the first three paragraphs she doesn't continue wasting her time. End of. Most of her extremely valuable free time is taken up chasing after her two year-old who has the heart of a Weasley twin. Scary comparison right? When she does get a moment to herself, she can be found in the kitchen whipping up all sorts of food and goodies from around the world. Her current passion in the kitchen involves baking treats infused with alcohol. Judge not. Food + alcohol = pure WIN... Irish coffee cupcakes anyone? But at the end of the day when the cooking is done and the toddler is appeased (or restrained by anything Elmo) she writes.

She has written many stories, including her two most popular- a Severus/Hermione WIP 'This Isn't Happening' and her Hermione/Edward 'For Their Greater Good'.

You can find her and her stories at:

http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1701299/keelhaulrose

~Michelle Amethyst~

Our resident hater of angst sprung from her mothers loins in a big city somewhere in California 23 years ago. She has a slight tendency to pull others into her web of nonsense so life can be quite interesting when in her presence. When not spouting witty barbs or commanding her troop of 'Wiki-Bitches' from atop her Fortress of Sarcasm, the naughty lil' vixen keeps us Goddesses entertained with her near obsessive compulsive urges to read the ending of a story first, "just to see if its worth her time." If she is not grumbling about the lack of green eyed 'Italian Stallions' in the fandom, she is writing both FanFiction and original works. Some of her stories have never made it out of her pretty little head, while others found a page, and some simply met the welcoming ears of her friends.


She has her own work in progress Jasper/Bella story posted under the title 'Freedom's Rise' where she creates an AU world.

You can find her and her stories at:
http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1613793/Michelle_Amethyst