SUMMARY: Sexy little oneshot with Sirius Black and Hermione Granger. Smutty, smutty goodness ahead, so if you're not old enough, change the channel!
Full Title: How to Make a Bad Idea Worse: Motorcycles, Whiskey, and Karaoke
Stop right there. Seriously, take a read back on that. Motorcycles. Whiskey. And Karaoke.
Could life get much better?
Yes. Yes it could. All three of the above, plus one Sirius Black.
Excuse me, I need a personal moment.
Now, I suggested this story when this website was still in the womb for a group review, but I can hold the sexy goodness back no longer. Angelically-devilish is beyond a doubt one of my favorite authors, and not just because she can write a story to keep you warm even within ten feet of Sarah Palin while standing on the tundra of Alaska. When her works are not PWPs, she can actually spin a very intriguing story. The only negative thing I'll ever say about her is that she likes to torture us by keeping us waiting for updates. But we have spicy one-shots like this to keep us satisfied.
This is part one of a three-part bundle of deliciousness aka the 'How to Make a Bad Idea Worse' series. The sexual tension starts to build near the start of the story. Alone at the Burrow and enjoying a bit of free time, Hermione decides to do a little topless sunbathing. And while doing this the dialogue opens with one of my favorite opening lines:
'Nice tits, Granger.'
How could you not fall all over yourself with an opening line like that? It seems so patently Sirius. Which is strange because you really don't hear that much from Sirius throughout JKRs series.
Could life get much better?
Yes. Yes it could. All three of the above, plus one Sirius Black.
Excuse me, I need a personal moment.
Now, I suggested this story when this website was still in the womb for a group review, but I can hold the sexy goodness back no longer. Angelically-devilish is beyond a doubt one of my favorite authors, and not just because she can write a story to keep you warm even within ten feet of Sarah Palin while standing on the tundra of Alaska. When her works are not PWPs, she can actually spin a very intriguing story. The only negative thing I'll ever say about her is that she likes to torture us by keeping us waiting for updates. But we have spicy one-shots like this to keep us satisfied.
This is part one of a three-part bundle of deliciousness aka the 'How to Make a Bad Idea Worse' series. The sexual tension starts to build near the start of the story. Alone at the Burrow and enjoying a bit of free time, Hermione decides to do a little topless sunbathing. And while doing this the dialogue opens with one of my favorite opening lines:
'Nice tits, Granger.'
How could you not fall all over yourself with an opening line like that? It seems so patently Sirius. Which is strange because you really don't hear that much from Sirius throughout JKRs series.
After some sexually charged banter back and forth (mostly from Sirius), the charming Mr. Black invites Hermione for a night on the town with Lupin, Tonks, Fred, George, Angelina, and Katie. And this sets itself up for one of the hottest moments in a fanfiction, the reason that this is the first fanfic I've ever added to my faves list.
Imagine this- you're on a motorcycle, flying high above England, Sirius Black directly behind you. And he knows how to use the throttle in all. the. right. ways. With some well-timed engine revs Sirius drives Hermione all the way to a big O.
Imagine this- you're on a motorcycle, flying high above England, Sirius Black directly behind you. And he knows how to use the throttle in all. the. right. ways. With some well-timed engine revs Sirius drives Hermione all the way to a big O.
And women everywhere start looking for a Harley.
Now, while having drinks with this cast of characters would be a dream come true, there is little doubt that with a little persuasion plus a bit more whiskey, Hermione Granger would get up at a karaoke bar and start singing 'Fever'. I also wouldn't doubt that her flirting with other men would make her all the more desirable to Sirius. And I wouldn't doubt in the slightest that the sexual energy playing out the entire story would wind up in the climax (pun intended) in an alley outside said bar. But the ending- which I will not give away- will have you clicking so quickly to find Part Two that it's going to give your computer vertigo. And I assure you, parts two and three do not disappoint in their smutty goodness.
Now, while having drinks with this cast of characters would be a dream come true, there is little doubt that with a little persuasion plus a bit more whiskey, Hermione Granger would get up at a karaoke bar and start singing 'Fever'. I also wouldn't doubt that her flirting with other men would make her all the more desirable to Sirius. And I wouldn't doubt in the slightest that the sexual energy playing out the entire story would wind up in the climax (pun intended) in an alley outside said bar. But the ending- which I will not give away- will have you clicking so quickly to find Part Two that it's going to give your computer vertigo. And I assure you, parts two and three do not disappoint in their smutty goodness.
~Keelhaulrose~
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